when i’m elderly i’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else i will curse their families for always and eternity
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when i’m elderly i’m going to tell strangers to carry me from place to place while singing to me or else i will curse their families for always and eternity
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Source: tacobellsprout
it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it
excuse you
omg
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you see this?
it’s called a razor
if you’re a girl, USE IT
your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay
you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything
YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY
Or!
Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:
- hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
- women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
- childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.
AND ALSO:
- there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.
- all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.
AND FINALLY:
- No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.
You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?
Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.
where do these intelligent people COME from?!
reblogging for the brilliant rebuttal
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(TIME)
You know what’s kind of the best thing about that?
The “Trololo” song is actually a pretty old Russian song. The lyrics of that song were considered having too much revolutionary potential and were therefore banned in Russia at the time Khil did this perfomance.
So the song was pretty much illegal, and singing it on TV could have meant prison or worse for him.
But he decided to sing it anyway, changing the lyrics to this “lololo”-gibberish. Since pretty much everyone in Russia knew that song at the time, this way he still spread the message, but slipped it right past the radar of the government.
It’s a nice thought that most of the world finds his raised middle fingers to the Russian government just as fun as he did, even though for other reasons. The fact that it became a meme on the internet makes his protest against censorship immortal, so the Russian government won’t be able to escape his raised middle fingers from the grave for a long time.
Thank you, Eduard Khil. We hardly knew you, but I hope you’re going to have a good time wherever you are now. :3
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u-ok:
you know what
no
check the directory I think we’re on the wrong level
omfg
o
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Michelle Williams Covers ‘Flare’ July 2012.
Photographer: Alexei Hay
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this is a really cute picture
im not really sure why rabbit is lightly brushing spine’s arm
He’s brushing sour cream and guacamole onto him, clearly.
(No, seriously, he was.)
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Source: Flickr / zoroko
Last year I tied a disposable camera to a fence and left a little sign telling people to take pictures. This is part 1 of the results.
This idea was stolen from The Plug, a fantastic online zine that you should definitely peruse.
I’m going to do this this summer.
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3eep:
Yesterday I found that someone wrote “Stay beautiful!” on the wall of a bathroom stall in red and blue marker. It highly amused me.
Why am I so stupid
oh my god
GAMZEE
IT GETS BETTER EVERY SINGLE TIME.
reblogs again because TEREZI
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